~Behold, The Tentative Schedule!!~ General Idea: "Shameless Pandering To Geeks, Freaks, and Rennies!" Come forth! Come forth and let us pander to you! You want fun! We want your money! This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship. And 20% of ticket proceeds get donated to Hyacinth AIDS Foundation. The Good Time has two specific parts - the event in general, and its Impurity Ball. What's an Impurity Ball? Let me put it this way. Google "Purity Ball". Now you'll know why we had to create a version of our own. IMPURITY BALL (see our front page for the Impurity Ball) Burlesque Performers: Original Cyn Burlesque. Talented, sexy, mixed-gender burlesque straight from the world-famous (among us freaks, anyway) - Lucky 13 Bar, in Park Slope, Brooklyn! Never seen these hotties or their scintilating performance? Come see what you've been missing . . . Suicide Girls. We are currently talking to some of the Suicide Girls. We make no promises! ...but it's quite possible that we'll be graced by their lovely presence. And wouldn't that be hot? Blackie Deuce And the lovely, Blackie Deuce, will also be doing a bit of burlesque dancing for us that evening. Agent N. Also performing is the lovely and the SINsational Agent N. Shibari Tableaux: Neon Leather Jesus ~ Dov of www.neonleatherjesus.net has graciously agreed to tie a whole bunch of people together into a shibari tableaux. What Saturday night is complete without a little (or a lot of!) Japanese bondage? Erotic Hypnosis BDSM: Have you ever wondered just how far it was possible to go under hypnosis? Have you ever imagined making someone dance, strip, or even orgasm while hypnotized? Do you want to see a woman hypnotized to obey, exploring the depths of submission? Or perhaps a man? Come watch Aaron Glotfelter, the Erotic Hypnotist and founder of HypnoSlave.com test the limits of what is possible under hypnosis and explore the answers to questions like those. Adult Film Stars: Luc Wylder and Alexandra Silk will also be making celebrity guest appearances. The Impurity Vow: ~ Not a vow to be impure, per se, but a vow to be free. Like that great kid's movie, "Free To Be You And Me", only with slightly more near-nudity! And Of Course, The Ball Itself: All the 80s music you can eat! ~ We can dance, if we want to. We've got all your life and mine. As long as we abuse it, never gonna lose it - everything'll turn out fine. ~ "DJ Mighty Mike Saga" spinning for us, with his sets of EBM,80's dance and newave, Industrial, and Synthpop. He's guest DJed at events like Byte NYC, SMack NYC, MOTHERF*CKER NYC, QXT's Purge Events, Dracula's Ball, Nocturne, Dark Wave Productions events, and dozens of underground events. And he's a Philly and NYC regular Dj, known for keeping dance floors on fire till closing time. But it doesn't stop there...this maniac can play the dirtiest//sleaziest to the 2nd power electro clash sets this side of the right coast! _________________________ THE EVENT (IM)PROPER The Velocitators ~Maybe YOU know another band led by a mathematician-and-professor-by-day, Evil Songwriter by night. But we don't. Come listen to some of the world's most psychotic folk music. Like the love-song he wrote for his wife: " With my sick ass heart In all my twisted ways With my unhealthy mind and all the games I play With my dark wicked soul and my selfish goals I can love you till the day I die, or at least the day we part With my sick ass heart." Alice On Acid ~ The lovely Alice On Acid will be performing for us as well. Not familiar with her jams? She's self described as "The Gothic Acid-ik Wonderland. Filled with Zombies and other mystical wonders of a world you’ve only imagined in your sick/silly/twisted/morbid state-of mind." Scott Helland & The Traveling Band of Gypsy Nomads ~Scott Helland and Gypsy Samantha bring you NeoMidieval Acoustic Rock Instrumentals, their own unique and ecclectic mix of traditional Midieval sounds with modern day music influences. Scott's style is the result of what happens when you give an acoustic guitar to an ex punk/metal bass player who has an ear for melody and loves epic movies and medieval imagery; and Gypsy Samantha is his percussion/enchantress accompaniment. Neil Fein will also be performing his original music for us. He's a NJ musician, with a musical voice all his own. So, Come. Check him out. The Mead Tasting ~ Good news, folks! There shall be a Mead Tasting. Details are still being worked out, though, so if you know any mead-makers who might be interested, have them email Jeff Mach. Also, make sure you bring proper ID if you plan to taste! LARP ~ A unique LARP experience by Alex Parise. Alex says, 'Or I'll stab you.' Shock Treatment ~ Yes! The Sequel (sort-of) to the Rocky Horror Picture Show! With FULL CAST! "You need a dose of, ooh! Shock treatment! Gets you jumpin' like a real live wire..." The Ultimate Pirate-Ninja battle ~ Join us in our quest to find an answer to the ultimate question that has plagued humanity for centuries... who would win in an ULTIMATE BATTLE.... Pirates or Ninjas? Choose your side and declare it with loud, fearsome shouts of "YARRRRRRRRRR!" or "HAAAAAAAIIIIII!" There will clearly be an all-day-long show-down to win. The Wrong Show ~ The Wrong Show is a Renaissance version of... no, it's not really a Renaissance version of anything. It's . . . many wrong things happening, all in one compact show, lead by famed comedian Lionel Ruland. The Wicked Good Time will feature an extra-special Wickedly Wicked Wrong Show. Donny V & Roc Roc-It ~ Donny V, a sideshow performer and sometime-MC, together with Roc Roc-It, the german clown prince of street sideshow present a jam-packed show full of fun and fucked up stuff that you'd only get at a sideshow. Captain Zorikh ~ Musician, Actor, Writer, Artist, Stage Combatant, and more! Captain Zorikh is a multi-talented entertainer and artist. His music spans the spectrum of rockabilly, blues, rock & roll, rhythm & blues, oldies, country, folk, bluegrass, dixieland, celtic, show tunes, sea chanties, and whatever else happens to come drifting by. He's been dubbed "The People's Entertainer" and is going to entertain you at the Wicked Good Time! The Birthday Party! ~ Hats! Noisemakers! Cake! mmmm, cake. Jersey Roller Devils ~ Yes, folks, those deadly beauties of the rollerderby set may be making a charity appearance. The Crackateers ~ Take the irresistable sound of a whip's crack; combine it with those brave (or foolish) enough to hold a target in their bare hands and those skillfull enough to hit that target; add in hilarious humor, educational demonstrations, and just a few audience volunteers; and what you get is... A fine group of whip-wiedling men and women who believe, "Where there's a whip, there's a show!" and with The Crackateers, it's always an exciting one! Belly Dancers ~ Because no good time is wicked enough without bellydancers... We bring you The Baalibabes Bellydance Cooperative, the best of Goth Flamenco Tribaret Bellydance. Featuring, Zayna the Dominant Leader, Sharbati our bondage bon bon, Arianna as cabaret queen, Maci the sexual healer, Sharika a true level 5 Hip-quake, Uma - Dammit!, Jasmin our own demure demonia, Aleera the Golden Goddess and of course Zenobia who is Goddess of the groove. If you're interested in performing with us, drop us a line. Please note that at this point we have VERY VERY VERY few performing spots available, MAYBE. But apply anyway, we're always looking for folks, and perhaps we could work with you for Halloween In Dec or the The Wicked Faire!